Monday, January 12, 2015

What if ... I told you I was self publishing?

Four years ago I started writing my third novel.
Three years ago I decided it *might* be the one.
Two years ago I started researching publishing while revising/editing.
One year ago I decided I would self-publish.

Today
I'm proudly,
ecstatically,
nervously,
anxiously,
joyously 
announcing 
I am going to self-publish!

I know there are questions.
What socks are you wearing?*
What's your favorite pie?**
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?***
Maybe even, oh I don't know:
What's the title of the book?
When will it come out?
What's it even about?
All valid questions.
And it totally makes sense that I would answer them now.
But when have I ever done anything that makes sense?****
Instead
let's have a dance party,
shall we?!



Nooooow,
if y'all will excuse me,
Imma gonna go vom-a-scream.
Peace out.

*Um... that's kind of a creepy question. Maybe stop being a stalker?
**Are you trying to break my brain-brain!?! How could I POSSIBLE pick just one?! 
***ALL OF IT. Duh.
****Never. The answer is never. 

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