Is This Thing On?

Sooooo... 

Long boring story short:

Let's travel back in time. 

Allllll the way to February.

A time when I was young and naive and full of vinegar.

Or was I just bitter? 

Hm...

Ang: Dearest MoveFather*, 

Why do you want me to pay three times the monies to host my website?

MoveFather: Because.

Ang: Then I shall leave you and go elsewhere!!!

What do you think about THAT?!

MoveFather:

Ang: Dear aSheet*, I hear tell you are amazing.
Are you compatible with Blogger?

aSheet: YES!
WE ARE AMAZING.
WE WANT TO HELP YOU.
WE CAN DO ALL THE THINGS.

Ang: YES!

Sign. Me. Up.

Wait...

Why my site no work?

aSheet: Hmmm... 

Don't know.

Ang: How do we fix it?
aSheet: Try these things?

Ang: Things did not work.

aSheet: Interesting.

How about these things?

Ang: Still nothing.

aSheet: *insert elevator music*
Ang: Hello? Help?
aSheet: Hello.
Who are you?
Oh yeah.
Um... things?

Ang: Do you even care?

aSheet:

Ang:

Annnnnd scene.

There ya have it, folks.

Roughly six months later, 

the problem remains and

I'm moving on.

For now, I'll be using my good ole Blogger address.

I'm going back to my roots.
Sort. Of. Perfect.

As the queen of typos, awkward sign-offs, pointless posts,

and logic that don't never make no sense, 

let's close this out with a song, shall we?!

See y'all on the flip-side!

PEACE.

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**It's possible I've watched this video on repeat for hours at a time. This is a thing that might be happening right now. I regret nothing.
***I know it's vigor. Not vinegar. I'm funny. And clever. Ya dig? Or is it vinegar? Hm... Did I mention I'm clever?
bestie note: you're too nice. i wouldn't change their names cause they're stupid. ::coughiPagecoughGoDaddycough::